Deina Abishag

By twotwothreepoint

Child, do you believe in saints?

Like, St. Augustine, St. Peter, etc...

Or “Santa Claus.”

They're definitely there for us, watching over us.

Honey, have you heard of angels and demons?

Holy names like Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael.

And unholy names like Lucifer, Mephistopheles, and Beelzebub.

Some have argued that the name Lucifer is not the name of a devil, but merely a metaphor for a fallen angel.

However, despite these heretics' nonsensical rhetoric, Lucifer is real.

He is a very real, very unholy being who is still out there tempting the unsuspecting to sin.

My child, do you believe in miracles performed by God and Jesus?

Like Moses splitting the sea in half, or Lazarus coming back from the dead.

If you believe in miracles and follow God, you will surely see them.

But there are wicked cults in the world that have been seduced by the devil and have turned their backs on these plain truths.

My parents were one of them.

They denied Santa's existence and dared to bring me presents under the guise of Santa with the arrogance and self-righteousness to think they could replace him.

So I skewered the vile heretic and executed him.

There's a lesson here.

We must say wrong is wrong, no matter how much we love it,

and we must be just enough to punish them accordingly.

Take my words to heart and be a just man.