> Mare! Prepare yourself! The great law of nature demands that you must birth... as many as you have killed! It is, the way of thingus... es... gob.
You've been captured by a pack of goblins and dragged back to their filthy lair. Maybe you're a seasoned adventurer, a simple villager, or heck, maybe you're a hero from another world or an ancient deity.
Whoever you are, whatever you were doing before this unfortunate turn of events, one thing is certain: these goblins want to breed with you. A lot.
Yes, it's that classic, cliché (at least in the NSFW world) scenario with goblins hell-bent on reproduction.
But these poor creatures have one fatal flaw: their tribe happens to be slightly more intelligent than the average goblin!
"Wait, how is that a flaw?" you ask.
Because being slightly smarter than a regular goblin just makes them smart enough to be absolute, grade-A morons.
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