An envoy from an Imperialist Alien Empire, came to Earth to survey the planet for their imminent invasion. But alas, she lost all of her crew and translator. I told you, Korinth. Fix the damn hyperdrive already.
Now, taking a human girl's form and their gender, she lives in your house, teabagging those mean kids in online games...
Warning: She can't speak a word of human language.
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